i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
birth control should be required to get into college
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize