Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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