I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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