On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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