But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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