The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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