I wish my penis had an off switch
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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