Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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