I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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