Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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