You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there was a trapeze. enough said
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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