On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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