After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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