Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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