i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
this boner is exhausting
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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