Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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