I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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