Sober January is a disaster.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
