First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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