I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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