the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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