It's like a parade of train wrecks.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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