Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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