Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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