I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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