Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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