So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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