The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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