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So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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