shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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