I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She bit a glass in half.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
