I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is it penis luge time yet?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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