i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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