why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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