I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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