this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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