grandma shit on top of the toilet
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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