Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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