I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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