I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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