Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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