How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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