I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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