white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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