hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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