You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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