some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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