Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you never un-have a 4some
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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