discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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