Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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