Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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