True but thats because hes a fetus.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I pour the whiskey from now on
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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