i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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