it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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