Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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